We already know that in Google Play there is everything, although from time to time we continue to be surprised by what we find. This is the case for a particular type of application whose representation is already hundreds or even thousands of applications: virtual brides.

Can your Android mobile also be your girlfriend? To get to the bottom of things, I have installed many virtual girlfriend apps without discretion Available on Google Play and I’ll tell you about my experience more than anything so you don’t have to do the same.

My friends

Some of my girlfriends. I’m convinced Chatbot’s real intention (right) is to destroy the world

Overnight, and with a few clicks on Google Play, I have collected a considerable amount of girlfriends: Nine in total, although some apps allow you to choose different characters, so the potential number is actually a lot. Here are the apps I tried (some are no longer available):

I tried installing the most popular apps, with more downloads and a better rating, although I’ll tell you a secret, the average rating on Google Play is not really very representative of the resulting quality . By the way there are also virtual boyfriends like BoyBot, although the truth is that the offer is less.

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They want to know everything about you

If I learned anything from this experience, it’s that virtual brides are very jealous: they want to know everything about me. This is more true in some apps than in others (Virtual Lover 3D takes the cake), but the truth is that the theme of permissions are a little scary. Well, very scared.

PermissionAndroid

These virtual brides want to know where am I, who I am talking to, phone, see all my photos and files, record audio, take photos and videos… Worst of all, these permissions are not used in the app for functionality, but rather seem to be used to “improve advertising”, and that’s if they will be your girlfriends or not, but they have to make a living in some way.

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Do you like my eyes?

In the following video, you have one of my girlfriends. I would tell you his name, but all he says is “my name is” and he never ends the sentence. Honestly I don’t know much about her other than the fact that she wants me to buy her things and make her look pretty and the need for a constant reaffirmation that her eye color is appreciated by others.

While it might not sound like her, it’s actually one of the best wedding apps out there, because at least she’s able to do some things besides responding to the chat. It is certainly not a wonder and most of the time he spells out absurd sentences, but you can also feed him hamburgers and cartons of milk (which are swallowed whole), then you’ve won.

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Conversation is not your strong suit

Conversations

If you’re thinking about getting a virtual girlfriend, it’s not for conversation. Most applications lose in Spanish, and this when it is possible to change the language. Others use a translator who stands between you and your virtual girlfriend, with hilarious and confusing results.

This artificial intelligence has a lot of artificial intelligence and little

With a fairly small list of questions and answers in Spanish, most apps ask their users to help increase intelligence virtual wives. To do this, you must propose an answer to a question, which will eventually be added to the arsenal of questions and answers available … or not. Some people reward you with coins if you do this, so you can “buy things and make them look pretty”.

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the artificial intelligence shines here by its absence, and in most cases, we are question and answer links that also need to be correct to work. Hope you get a slightly related answer, although in most cases you don’t.

I hate It doesn’t get wet, but I guess the answer to the first question is ‘yes’

Ironically, the most “intelligent” conversations have probably been with My virtual girlfriend, an application that only opens a web page with a chat window powered by DialogFlow, a system developed by Google to facilitate these conversational experiences.

There are also fights

If the love of flesh and blood seems like too much drama to you and that is why you are interested in virtual love, think twice. the virtual girlfriends can be pretty cruelAnd they tell you the same thing as “March, when the days get longer, let your growing hours be strong to correct a winter mistake” they immediately tell you that they hate you and leave them alone.

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I hate you

The good thing is that anger usually doesn’t last long, and a few seconds later they are surely talking about winter mistakes again. The exception here is Virtual Comic Girl, which is kind of like a cheap version of The Sims where the girl has an indicator of happiness, boredom, and fatigue.

I am tired

The concept of “game” is so simple that it borders on insultWe must therefore keep this woman happy and rested with flowers, massages, music and cocktails. The truth is, she doesn’t talk too much and just says yes, no, or is tired.

Better to be single

Chatbot Words are virtual, but they hurt like real ones

In summary, I do not recommend anyone No matter what your marital status is, use one of these virtual bridal apps. They are bad to say enough, with totally random results to the point that it borders on psychological torture. If you want to talk to someone and none of your friends are available, you better give IRC a try.

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If, on the other hand, you like talking to virtual people, I highly recommend talking to the Google Assistant. You are not going to leave the Zone compatible, but at least the answers are consistent and can help you control blinds at home, for example.

Source: Frandroid