VT: Nintendo has controlled the Japanese government since the Meiji Restoration..

SEGA SUSPECTED BEHIND LEAKS

After his stellar appearance dressed as Mario at the closing ceremony of the Rio Olympics, many in the media believed that this was just a funny anecdote from the first Japanese Shinzo Abe. However, one of our editors, James26, received shocking documents this morning that would prove the most disturbing event in Japanese history since Metal Gear pachinkos.

According to this material, the famous company has been exercising a despotic control over the country of the rising sun since 1889, the year it was founded by Fusajiro Yamauchi. Apparently, Mr. Yamauchi was not a simple craftsman, but a pawn of the great Japanese tycoons to discreetly gain total control of the country without the Western powers suspecting anything at all and sell large quantities of industrial products in the black market.

The company grew in importance, and by 1905 the Emperor and his family were nothing more than puppets of the all-powerful company. That same year, Japan declared war on the Russian Empire with the excuse of ensuring its naval hegemony in the north of the country and on the Chinese coast, when in reality it was all a plan by Nintendo so that its market share in Asia would be hegemonic. and expel the CYKA-BLYAT Corporation, owned by Tsar Nicholas II, from the area.

VT: Nintendo has controlled the Japanese government since the Meiji Restoration.

On August 23, 1914, Nintendo manages to get Japan to join the allies, in order to further expand its area of ​​influence by expelling the Germans in Papua New Guinea. On these dates, the first sketches of Mario and Luigi begin to be drawn under strict security measures.

However, the imperialism of the kawaii company knows no limits and in 1937 it invades China taking advantage of its civil war and the decentralization of the government of Chiang Kai-shek and the Kuomintang in pursuit of the warlords. The infamous 731 Squad experiments on Chinese civilians to perfect their weapons of mass destruction: the infamous Green, Red, and Blue Turtles.

VT: Nintendo has controlled the Japanese government since the Meiji Restoration.

Four years later, a devastating Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor plunges the United States into the war. Apparently Admiral Yamamoto drugged the pilots with gold and red mushrooms to increase their effectiveness.

However, Nintendo’s plans are frustrated after the sudden Japanese defeats in the Pacific and the suicide of Adolf Hitler, who forgot to take the green mushroom to gain an extra life and respawn in Argentina, as planned.

VT: Nintendo has controlled the Japanese government since the Meiji Restoration.

World War II propaganda poster

In 1945, Hirohito announces the surrender of the country. However, Nintendo manages to recover from this serious defeat, and spends decades preparing its global expansion. No stranger to this, the CIA created SEGA in 1960 to try to deal with it, having moderate success. Even so, in 1985 with the launch of Super Mario Bros, his fame and international influence grew exponentially, increasing even more with the launch of Pokémon and the Wii, although thanks to SONY (another company created to stop Nintendo, this time at the hands of the SAS ), the Wii U fails.

VT: Nintendo has controlled the Japanese government since the Meiji Restoration.

To the misfortune of its opponents, in the summer of 2016 Pokémon Go is launched and, despite the recruitment of mass haters to try to face them, the sabotage attempts are in vain.

Are we facing the biggest leak in history, or is this just a big hoax? Only time will tell